Who's the biggest chicken now? Bozo Bojo in Bizarro No Show: THE INVISIBLE SULK #TheInvisibleSulk #TheInvisibleHulk
The DSEI murder festival is back in town and Susan doesn't want to hear about it.
The ultra-selfish, self-obsessed, #BlairRichProject wing of the party are finally hoisting themselves away on their own petards and it's hilarious.
PLANET EARTH IS DYING
We're very nearly out of time
'12 years left' is very optimistic
Be excellent to each other
Over consumption is destroying the planet, but it's not all ho ho hopeless...
You don't have to spend money to show that you love your friends and family.
Consume Crap. Work. Buy. Sleep. Obey. Keep consuming shit you don't need from corporations who don't give a fuck about you. Consume crap and die.