The Prime Sinister and Deputy Prime Sinister of Plague Island, Sir Boris Stormer QC and Keef Johnson.
Each week we kidnap a different billionaire and drop them on a deserted island with some basic survival tools. Our contestants then hunt and kill the billionaire.
Hot on the heels of Super Spreader Saturday…
This coming Saturday, 4th July is Super Spreader Saturday. Who’s dying to go to the pub?
Keir Starmer is 2020’s equivalent of the Two Minute’s Hate from 1984, except now it lasts for four years at a time.
Today I’ve been thinking a lot about how legalese is actually a different language, where the meaning of certain words is different to what they mean in English. I’ve been wondering whether ‘unity’ might be one of those words.
LANDLORDS TO WIN!
Get those animals off those horses! Mounted police try to charge BLM protestors, comrade lampost says NO!
ICYMI, today’s front pages are an absolute fkn disgrace (again), so I’ve been up all night correcting the headlines (again).
Tories have blood on their hands but won’t be held to account by supine press.