Tory Labour Unveil FLAG-MAN™ ‘Inaction Figure’

In a desperate appeal to younger people’s nationalistic tendencies, Tory Labour’s new FLAG-MAN™ inaction figure will be fully poseable and come loaded with;

• ALL FOUR of Sir Kieth’s rallying cries!
• ‘Controls on Immigration’ mug!
• Top Secret #SpyCops Files!

It is believed that a FLAG-MAN™ comic book featuring Sir Kieth’s Socialist arch-nemesis, Jimminy Crombob is also in development, according to a fictional leak from one of Kieth’s focus groups.

Forensically support the Tories, defend neo-feudal neo-liberalism and fight the scourge of Socialism with FLAG-MAN™. RRP £13.12p (+999%VAT)

(With the deepest and most sincere apologies to Mighty Marvel Comics).

Flagshaggers: VoteLabour2024

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