The DSEI murder festival is back in town and Susan doesn't want to hear about it.
Over consumption is destroying the planet, but it's not all ho ho hopeless...
You don't have to spend money to show that you love your friends and family.
Consume Crap. Work. Buy. Sleep. Obey. Keep consuming shit you don't need from corporations who don't give a fuck about you. Consume crap and die.
The UK's #fracking industry couldn't survive without us
STOP funding the climate crisis
Our customers will be pleased to know we're still investing their money in endless wars and environmental destruction.