Kieth Steamer needs a shower after licking his pal, Boris Johnson’s boots at PMQs for the umpteenth time.
Kieth and Boris love each other but Kieth is worried that they are going to hell for their f*ckery.
2021. Westminster. London, England, where mild-mannered Tory, Kieth Steamer QC has taken over the opposition Labour party.
While still at law school, average gammon, Kieth Steamer sat on a radioactive fence, imbuing him with incredibly dull powers.
It is believed that a FLAG-MAN™ comic book featuring Sir Kieth’s arch-nemesis, Jimminy Crombob is also in development.
Let’s take are cuntry back to the 13th Century (sic)
Kieth was getting worried now. What did it all mean? He was scared by the strangeness. #Starmergeddon #StarmerOut #NeverStarmer
Here in the United Kingdom of America, the conversation has turned once again to what the right wing media billionaires call “Leftist Infighting”
Wrote some bars on twitter dot com. Archiving for posterity.
Keir Starmer is 2020’s equivalent of the Two Minute’s Hate from 1984, except now it lasts for four years at a time.