Wrote some bars on twitter dot com. Archiving for posterity.
Keir Starmer is 2020’s equivalent of the Two Minute’s Hate from 1984, except now it lasts for four years at a time.
Today I’ve been thinking a lot about how legalese is actually a different language, where the meaning of certain words is different to what they mean in English. I’ve been wondering whether ‘unity’ might be one of those words.
LANDLORDS TO WIN!
Parliamentary politics is completely stitched up again now, thanks to this Max Headroom looking bootlicker.
Who’s the biggest chicken now? Bozo Bojo in Bizarro No Show: THE INVISIBLE SULK #TheInvisibleSulk #TheInvisibleHulk
Nobody’s ready for this Halloween’s scariest horror blockbuster! #OrwellMayhem – the sequel to #YellowHammer – the latest from the epic #Brexshit franchise…
Daft Vader trying to look hard, again.
Neither of them wants to go to the DSEI murder festival, but they both feel like they have to…
What would we do without DSEI and the petrochemical industrial complex?